The Witch’s Guide

to Cooking with Children

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love children. Eating them, that is. I've eaten quite a few children over the centuries. You may wonder where I get them all. The answer is: I get them the traditional way. From parents, of course. You’d be amazed how many parents have shown up at my hideaway with their children in tow. Or written to me on their best stationery, requesting that I take their children, “pretty please!” One group even rented a helicopter to find me and hand their children over. Daughters and sons they couldn’t stand one second longer. If only children knew . . .
- From “How to Cook and Eat Children”

 

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